Celebrity Look-Alike

Posted by Chris | Filed under Family

Well, this is my good-bye post to my beard. He had survived 4 1/2 months, 2 trims, and multiple close shaves (around the edges, that is). He was good to me. Kept my whole face from being burned at the OSU/Baylor game, kept my face warm while shoveling snow off of the driveway, and may have kept us from winning 1st place at the 3rd Place Halloween costume party (we did get 3rd though… 3rd place @ the 3rd Place).

Hello, I’m a Mac
And I’m a PC

Fortunately for you, I’ve documented his death and the transformation my face went through during the slow, painful process. He gave his life for the cause of others… that I may look like others. Namely Paul Teutul Sr. from American Choppers and David Arquette from Scream. So, here you go:


Before
Senior
Squirrelly guy from Scream
I would like to thank you in this difficult time. I’ll be in mourning until I can get every last hair cleaned off my sink.

Permalink | December 6th, 2006

4 Responses to “Celebrity Look-Alike”

  1. Momma Says:
    December 7th, 2006 at 9:59 am

    This is great stuff, Maynard! I like the celebrity comparisons. You do look eerily like David Arquette….and Jen looks like Courteney Cox Arquette! Hmmmmm……I’m going to miss the beard. I liked him very much.

  2. Will Says:
    December 7th, 2006 at 6:54 pm

    You shoulda kept that monster moustache! That thing’s flippin sweet!

  3. Chris Says:
    December 7th, 2006 at 8:12 pm

    i know. i kind of wanted to. it was a lot cooler than i thought.

  4. Willie Says:
    December 21st, 2006 at 9:09 am

    Dude….hilarious pictures! loved the mac/pc thing. I was thinking about your beard the other day, considering growing one….getting it like santa claus length or something…but you cut it! what’s up with that?

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